Joke #544

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Joke #543

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. It is more effective!

Joke #542

A bus is a vehicle which drives slowly while waiting for it, but drives fast if you are running late!

Joke #541

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship & there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you & think of you often.

Joke #540

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.

Joke #539

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

Joke #538

Teacher: Wasn't your father supposed to help you with your school work? Student: He used to but now I can get it all wrong by my self!