Joke #349

How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb? 3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.

Joke #348

What's the opposite of Dominoes? Domi doesnt know.

Joke #347

What do you call a dear with no eyes? Noeyedear

Joke #346

Joe: What kind of fish is this? Aquarium keeper: Jelly Fish Joe: Which flavor it is?

Joke #345

Q: What is the oldest animal in the world? A: Zebra. It is the only animal that is still black and white.

Joke #344

Why did the Skeleton go to the movies by himself? He had no body to go with him.

Joke #343

What's the richest kind of air? Billionaire.

Joke #342

Which runs faster, hot or cold? HOT. Everyone can catch cold.

Joke #341

Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game? Because all the fans have left.

Joke #340

What did Zero say to Eight? Nice belt!

Joke #339

What has ten letters and starts with gas? An automobile.

Joke #338

What do you give a cat for its birthday? A catologue!!!

Joke #337

What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!

Joke #336

Q:What do two oceans say when they meet? A:Nothing! Just wave

Joke #335

Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell. A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.

Joke #334

Q: In which room we cannot live? A: Mushroom.

Joke #333

Q: WHAT GATE CAN YOU NEVER ENTER A: COLGATE (TOOTHPASTE)

Joke #332

What do you call a old snowman? Water.

Joke #331

When is a door sweet and tasty?? When its jammed!!!

Joke #330

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!!

Joke #329

A skeleton walks into a bar and says,"Give me a drink and rag."

Joke #328

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

Joke #327

Jen: It is I who made my husband a millionaire. Sam: And what was he before you married him. Jen: A multi-millionaire.

Joke #326

When I got home last night my wife demanded that I 'take her somewhere expensive' ... I took her to a Gas station ...

Joke #325

How to propose to a girl. Take the Girl ALONG with you on a BOAT & in the MIDDLE of River and say: "MARRY ME or LEAVE the BOAT."

Joke #324

Jimmy: Daddy how can I stop annoying people with questions? Father: First, Don't think and Second...Stop Talking!!!

Joke #323

I took my mother in law out last night. One punch what a beauty.

Joke #322

Computer Geek Thoughts: I'm not anti-social. I'm just not user friendly.

Joke #321

Computer Geek Thoughts: If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0

Joke #320

Computer Geek Thoughts: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

Joke #319

Chuck Norris doesn't swim (even though he can), the water holds Chuck Norris up.

Joke #318

Where do wild pigs go on weekends? Pignics.