Joke #521

Q: Why do American Mobsters care musical cases? A: Because they often committed crime with violions (violence).

Joke #520

Teacher: What covers the tree and protects it from the weather? George: I don't know! Teacher: Bark, George, BARK! George: WOOF, WOOF!

Joke #519

I couldn't finish my homework last night because my pen ran out, and I am not allowed to go out of the house after dark!

Joke #518

Our school lunches are full of iron - which is probably why they are so difficult to chew!

Joke #517

Student: Excuse me teacher! French Teacher: Remember you should be speaking in french! Student: I don't know french, but I really need to *OUI*!!!

Joke #516

Q:How do robot leave a room so fast? A:They make a bolt for it!

Joke #515

Q: Why did the music teacher tell his pupil to beat it? A: He was trying to tell him to play the bass drum

Joke #514

Q:How did people react when electricity was first discovered? A:The got a nasty shock!

Joke #513

How does a math teacher get hard wax out of his ears? Well, he works it out with a pencil and paper of course!

Joke #512

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a telescope? A horrorscope!

Joke #510

Why are skeletons bad piano salesmen? Because, they have no organs!

Joke #509

Dad: How many MILLIONS OF TIMES, have I told you to stop exaggerating! Son: I don't know THREE TRILLION TIMES?

Joke #508

Teacher:I lend your dad $500; saying 50/month payback, in 4 months he owes? Sam:$500! Teacher:You don't get math? Sam:You don't get my dad!