Joke #376

Q: Why did the motorcycle take a break? A: Because it was "TWO TIRED"!

Joke #375

Q: Waiter how long will the chips be? A: About five centimeters each, I expect sir.

Joke #374

Q: What do you call a man who lives in an envelope? A: Bill.

Joke #373

Q: In what country will you not find a vegetarian? A: Turkey.

Joke #372

Life Question: Is it a good vacuum, if it really sucks?

Joke #371

Teacher: Why are you late for school? Joe: Because of the Sign. Teacher: What Sign? Joe: That one it says "School ahead go slow"

Joke #370

TEACHER: There's one thing I can say about your son. FATHER: What's that? TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

Joke #369

Teacher: Could you please pay a little attention? Student: I'm paying as little attention as I can.

Joke #368

Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!

Joke #267

Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.

Joke #366

Teacher: Name two days of the week that start with "T". Pupil: Today and Tomorrow.

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Joke #365

Teacher: How can you prove the earth is round? George: I can't. Besides, I never said it was.

Joke #364

Teacher: If you eat fish? Student: It's good for my eyes. Teacher: If you don't eat fish? Student: It's good for the fish!

Joke #363

Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Danny: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

Joke #362

Q: What comes before 8? A: My school bus usually.

Joke #361

Ms.Battle: Henry,I hope I didn't see you copying Casey's math test. Henry: I hope you didn't either.

Joke #360

My uncle is with the FBI. They caught him in Cleveland.

Joke #359

A lady was knitting and speeding on the highway. A cop pulls up to a vehicle. "Pullover!" the cop says "No, They're Mittens!" She replied.

Joke #358

What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!

Joke #357

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?" Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Joke #356

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

Joke #355

GOLFER: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world." CADDY: "I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence."

Joke #354

TOWER: To cutback noise right 45 degrees. PILOT: We are at 35,000ft. How much noise can we make?TOWER: Ever heard a 747 hit a 737?

Joke #253

If I knew grandchildren were going to be this much fun, I would have had them first!

Joke #352

I bet the butcher 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

Joke #351

Employer:"We need someone responsible for the job." "Stop searching! In my old job when something was wrong, they said I was responsible."

Joke #350

Q: Why was the math textbook so sad? A: He had a lot of problems!