Joke #546

Teacher: If I gave you $5 a week for the next for then next 5 months what you have? Student: A new best friend!

Joke #545

Teacher: I think you need glasses Joey. Joey: Why would you say that? Teacher: Because you are facing the wrong way!

Joke #544

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Joke #543

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. It is more effective!

Joke #542

A bus is a vehicle which drives slowly while waiting for it, but drives fast if you are running late!

Joke #541

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship & there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you & think of you often.

Joke #540

Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.