Joke #179

The Good, Bad & Ugly on Fashion. Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser. Ugly: He looks better than you.

Joke #178

if you have a habit of not succeeding first time around, skydiving is not for you.

Joke #177

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Jokes #176

What goes Ho, Ho, Swoosh, Ho, Ho, Swoosh? Santa Claus caught in a revolving door.

Joke #175

only in Canada... Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.

Joke #174

Funny Fortune Cookie saying. Only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom.

Joke #173

Funny Fortune Cookie saying. Help! I'm being held prisoner inside a Chinese bakery!