Joke #539

Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.

Joke #538

Teacher: Wasn't your father supposed to help you with your school work? Student: He used to but now I can get it all wrong by my self!

Joke #537

Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

Joke #536

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Joke #535

A closed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood

Joke #534

JOB POSTING - Music teacher. Good pay, great kids, and perks (piano, with stool, sheet music, and ear plugs).

Joke #533

Q: How can a school cook also be the history teacher. A: Easy, they know more than anyone else about ancient grease!