Joke #485

For April Fools: frozen milk, vinegar for apple juice, mayonnaise for yogurt, salt in the sugar bowl. it's a sure way to start a crazy day.

Joke #484

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Joke #483

To be sure you hit the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

Joke #482

For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.

Joke #481

Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

Joke #480

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

Joke #479

Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.