Joke #406

An optimist stays up to see the New Year in. A pessimist waits to make sure the old one leaves. --Bill Vaughan

Joke #405

*Ring* Son: Hello. Dad: Mom & I are divorcing. Son: WAIT! I'm coming home! *Click* Dad: Honey, he is coming for Xmas & paying his own way!

Joke #404

Name five things that contain milk? Yogurt, cheese, and 3 cows!

Joke #403

Why was the teacher chased by a hen? It was after his wages he said he got paid chicken feed!

Joke #402

Violin for sale - going cheap "No Strings Attached!"

Joke #401

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel).

Joke #400

Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet!