Joke #141

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Joke #140

Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Joke #139

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Joke #138

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Joke #137

Why does a duck never swim on an empty stomach? Because it is easier to swim in water!

Joke #136

A doctor noted bruises on his patients shins. Puzzled he asked, Do you play any sports? No doc, I play bridge with my wife

Joke #135

Teacher: If this class doesn't stop making so much noise I'll go crazy ?
Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!