Joke #106

Q: What does a sick pig take? A: Oinkment. Q. And a Swine flu contractor? A. Drugs, pills, syrups, coffee."WRONG!" Don't be a hero, go home

Joke #105

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Joke #104

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

Joke #103

Once you make something fool proof, someone will produce a better fool

Joke #102

How to know you are a computer geek, When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

Joke #101

Two cows are in a field, one says to the other, Are you worried about mad cow disease? The other replies, why do I care, I’m a helicopter!

Joke #100

My grandpa always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So I started watching my health, My money was stolen. It was my grandpa