Joke #84

Adam had good marriage. He didn't have to hear about the men Eve could've gone with, and she didn't have to worry about the In-laws visiting

Joke #83

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Joke #82

Q. what do ducks eat?   
A. quackers :-)

Joke #81

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

Joke #80

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Joke #79

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Joke #78

 I have claustrophobia combined with fear of success so I completely fell apart when I did a really good job painting the inside of my closet