Joke #448

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp? A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

Joke #447

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Joke $446

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

Joke #445

Son: What does it take to grow up? Dad: We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

Joke #444

What to say during an argument: The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

Joke #443

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Joke #442

JOHN: I didn't use a recipe for the casserole - I made it from scratch from my head! BOB: I thought it tasted like sawdust