Joke #253

Life Question: If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Joke #252

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it for ¢.50

Joke #251

Police Quotes: "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of yours at least you know someone who can post your bail."

Joke #250

Police Quotes: "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

Joke #249

Police Quotes:"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

Joke #248

Office realities: A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

Joke #247

Statistics Mathematician: 43% of all statistics are worthless.