Joke #161

Politically Correct Schools, The food at the school cafeteria isn’t awful…
It’s “digestively challenged.”

Joke #160

Politically Correct Schools. No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”

Joke #159

Giraffes were created when chuck norris punched a horse up under the chin!

Joke #158

Bob: My wife does all the work at home. Sam: Oh yeah, Mine thinks i'm a god! Bob: Why? Sam: Burnt offering, every night.

Joke #157

Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

Joke #156

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

Joke #155

Funny book title: "Don't Leave Without Me" by Isa Coming