Joke #154

Useful Phrases for High Stress Days, I’m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Joke #153

I didn't come to school yesterday because I was feeling like I was going to be sick, but thankfully I wasn't!

Joke #152

bad excuses for being late. It rained on my side of town so I couldn't see and dog ate my car keys i had to wait until...

Joke #151

The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.

Joke #150

if you put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

Joke #149

Chocolate Rule, If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

Joke #148

COP: Your license says you need glasses. Driver: I have contacts. COP: I don't care who you know, you still get a fine.