Joke #146

TEACHER: This homework looks like your mothers writing.
PUPIL: Of course, I used her pen!

Joke #147

The first day of school is always special to me. It's the only day of the year when I'm not behind in my homework.

Joke #146

WATSON: What school did you go to, Holmes?
SHERLOCK: Elementary, my dear Watson!

Joke #145

Why was "the Energizer Bunny" arrested
He was charged with battery

Joke #144

Utah Crazy Law, It is against the law to fish from horseback

Joke #143

Q:What do two oceans do when they meet?
A:Nothing! Just wave

Joke #142

TEACHER: Name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. 
PUPIL: Me!