Joke #125

Person 1: I have been using this invisible ink pen for 5 years. Person 2: How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

Joke #124

What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!

Joke #123

Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.

Joke #122

Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!

Joke #121

What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.

Joke #120

What do you call six weeks of rain in Scotland?
Summer!

Joke #119

Excuse for No joke Monday. It rained hard on my side of town last night and my doors swelled up so I couldn't get out of my car.