Joke #70

If an athlete gets athlete's foot and a tennis pro gets tennis elbow what does an astronaut get? missile toe!

Joke #69

Billy:why are you snapping like that Paige:cause it keeps away space aliens Billy: WHAT aliens! I don't see any aliens Paige: see it works

Joke #68

Girl: I am really tan from the sun!
Martian: How do you do, really tan from the sun, I am Glorb from Mars

Joke #67

Dad: Nick, what is the the capital of Italy Nick: What do you think it is Dad: I don't think, I KNOW! Nick: I don't think I know either

Joke #66

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Joke #64

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Joke #63

only a few women admit their age and only a few men act their age