Joke #35

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs!

Joke #34

Shrink: Do you have trouble making decisions? Patient: Well...yes and no.

Joke #33

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!

Joke #32

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

Joke #31

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Joke #30

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

Joke #29

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.