Joke #297

Newspaper Article Title: Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Joke #296

Newspaper Article Title: Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Joke #295

Newspaper article title: Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Joke #294

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Joke #293

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

Joke #292

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Joke #291

Conversation tool: 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton