Joke #280

Son: Dad, do you want to save money?
Dad: I would, any suggestions?
Son: Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Joke #279

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.

Joke #278

Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."

Joke #277

What do you call a Mexican that just got his car stolen: Carlos (Carlost)

Joke #276

What do you call a Mexican that is coming out of a hospital: Manuel (Manwell)

Joke #280

1970: Being called into the principal's office. 2000: Calling the principal's office.

Joke #279

The difference 30 years makes: 1970: Long Hair. 2000: Longing for hair.