Joke #246

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Joke #245

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Joke #244

Joke #243

Winston Churchill Funny Quotes: In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

Joke #242

Winston Churchill Funny Quotes History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.

Joke #241

New Dictionary Definition: MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

Joke #240

New Dictionary definition: BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.