Joke #224

A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.

Joke #223

Patient: Doctor doctor, I think I need glasses.
Waiter: You certainly do, you've just walked into a fast food joint!!

Joke #222

Dad: "Doctor! Doctor! my son has swallowed a pen!" Doc: Use a pencil!

Joke #221

words of wisdom: If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Joke #220

Life lesson: Good judgement comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgement.

Joke #219

A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

Joke #218

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife