Joke #67

Dad: Nick, what is the the capital of Italy Nick: What do you think it is Dad: I don't think, I KNOW! Nick: I don't think I know either

Joke #66

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Joke #64

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Joke #63

only a few women admit their age and only a few men act their age

Joke #62

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Joke #61

in a bar two guys order drinks. They start eating food from home, A worker tells them, you can't eat your own food here. they switch meals

Joke #60

Two peanuts walk into down an dark alley.
One was a salted.