Joke #413

How to annoy people: Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

Joke #412

How to annoy people: Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

Joke #411

How to annoy people: Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

Joke #410

how to annoy people: Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep..."

Joke #409

How to annoy people: Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

Joke #408

Bob: Doc, I have a fever. Doctor: You will have to take 4 cups of the medicine. Bob: but doc, I only have 3 cups at home, what can I do?

Joke #407

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.