Joke #269

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Joke #268

How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable"

Joke #267

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

Joke #266

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

Joke #265

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

Joke #264

You develop a noticeable pot belly. -15 Then exercise to get rid of it. +10 or You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”. -800

Joke #263

Wife point system: You take her out to a movie. +2 that she likes. +4 & you hate. +6 or that you like. -2 that’s called Death Cop3 -6