Joke #260

Someone has described heaven as a family reunion that never ends. What could hell possibly be like? Endless home videos of the reunion?

Joke #259

To err is human. To forgive is against company policy.

Joke #258

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Joke #257

If your feet smell and your nose runs, you’re built upside down.

Joke #256

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either. - Dick Cavett

Joke #255

SMS Conversation: Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly...well enough about ME! How are you?

Joke #254

If you need advice, txt me... if you need a friend, call... if you need me, come... if you need money... SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!