Joke #197

Parent: Why have you given my boy such a bad grade? He's as intelligent as the next boy! Teacher: Yes, but the next boy is an dummy!

Joke #196

Why do dogs bark at people? To give them a ruff time.

Joke #195

What do you shout when santa claus is doing the register? PRESENT!

Joke #194

Why did the math teacher take a ruler in his car? So he could see how long it took him to get to work in the morning

Joke #193

if some new cars have satellite radio, what kinds of cars have cable? Cable cars.

Joke #192

Out of all the animals, why is the rabbit the coolest? Because it can hip-hop.

Joke #191

Where do cows go on vacation? Cowlifornia.