Joke #97

Why do ducks have webbed feet To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet To stamp out burning ducks.

Joke #96

Being in politics is like a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important

Joke #95

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

Joke #94

Treasury Secretary Paul has quit. He didn't want to quit, but there wasn't any money left in the treasury so he's got nothing to do - jay L

Joke #93

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.

Joke #92

Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

A. One with a hoppy ending.

Joke #91

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.