Joke #90

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!

Joke #89

Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?

A. Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

Joke #88

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Joke #87

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Joke #86

One time I had to go to a funeral at 6 AM. I shouldn't have been there. I'm not a mourning person

Joke #85

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

Joke #84

Adam had good marriage. He didn't have to hear about the men Eve could've gone with, and she didn't have to worry about the In-laws visiting