Joke #74

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh? says a cop to the speeder"

Joke #73

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Joke #72

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Joke #71

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes a lot of light bulbs!

Joke #70

If an athlete gets athlete's foot and a tennis pro gets tennis elbow what does an astronaut get? missile toe!

Joke #69

Billy:why are you snapping like that Paige:cause it keeps away space aliens Billy: WHAT aliens! I don't see any aliens Paige: see it works

Joke #68

Girl: I am really tan from the sun!
Martian: How do you do, really tan from the sun, I am Glorb from Mars