Joke #507

Differences of north and south. A northern fairytale begins "Once upon..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this..."

Joke #506

A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively, what no one believes individually.

Joke #505

The more vital your research, the less people will understand it.

Joke #504

It is not how good a job you do, it is how good you can make that job sound.

Joke #503

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.

Joke #502

Of all the children you have, the one child who does NOT grow up and move out is your husband.

Joke #501

Integrity is Everything. I'll sell you mine for fifty bucks.

Joke #500

Funny Headline: "Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons"

Joke #499

Funny Headlines: "Enraged Bull Injures Farmer With Axe"

Joke #498

Funny Headline: "CRIME: Sheriff Asks For 13.7% Increase"

Joke #497

Funny Headline: "County to pay $250,000 to advertise lack of funds."

Joke #496

Funny Headline: "Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed The Needy"

Joke #495

Funny Headline: "Bank 'Drive-in' Window Blocked by Board"

Joke #494

Funny Headline: "Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spaceship"

Joke #493

Funny Headline: "Autos killing 110 a day, let's resolve to do better"

Joke #492

Funny Headline: "Ban On Boxing After Death"

Joke #491

Funny Headline: Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years.

Joke #490

Army vehicle disappears. An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.

Joke #489

Funny Newspaper Headline: 30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter

Joke #488

A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Joke #487

I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a cup of ice cream, ...and a good chocolate bar.

Joke #486

April Fools PRANK: Take a friends cell phone and tape it under a chair and then start calling. Watch them try to find the phone.