Joke #317

Snake 1: Are we venomous? Snake 2: Yes,why?... Snake 1: I just bit my lip.

Joke #316

Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fire. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks.

Joke #315

Ben:My dog doesn't have nose! Joey:How does he smell then? Ben:Awful!

Joke #314

Q. What's a crocodile's favorite shoe? A. Crocs.

Joke #313

Q: Why do seagulls fly over the sea? A: Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!

Joke #312

Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.

Joke #311

Q: Why does a dog stay in a shadow. A: Because it doesn't want to be a Hotdog.

Joke #310

Knock, knock. Who's there? You hear the one about the broken pencil? You hear the one about the broken pencil who? Drop it, it's pointless