Joke #309

Mom: What's the password to the Disney website. Son: "MickeyMinnieGoofyPete" Mom: Why is it so long? Son: It said it had to be 4 characters

Joke #308

Once I saw a Amish cart with a bumper sticker saying."Energy efficient vehicle: Runs on oats and grass. Caution: Don't step in exhaust.''

Joke #307

I found a skull in the woods. I called the police. But then I wondered, why he had deer horns.

Joke #306

Knock, knock. Who's There? Cow-go. Cow-go Who? No, Cow go MOO!!!

Joke #305

Knock, knock. Who's there? A little old man who can't reach the doorbell

Joke #304

Q:Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? A:To make up for a lousy summer

Joke #303

Pretend you're in the jungle and a tiger is after you. What should you do? "STOP PRETENDING!"

Joke #302

What word is always spelled incorrectly? "INCORRECTLY!"

Joke #301

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.

Joke #300

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Joke #299

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Joke #298

Newspaper Article Title: If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While