Joke #297

Newspaper Article Title: Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter

Joke #296

Newspaper Article Title: Stolen Painting Found by Tree

Joke #295

Newspaper article title: Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Joke #294

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.

Joke #293

Half of a large intestine: 1 semicolon

Joke #292

Weight an evangelist carries with God: 1 billigram

Joke #291

Conversation tool: 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

Joke #290

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Joke #289

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

Joke #288

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

Joke #287

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Joke #286

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

Joke #285

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Joke #284

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Joke #283

AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.

Joke #282

Why is money called dough? Because we all KNEAD it.

Joke #281

Bob: I hate paying my income tax. Sam: be a good citizen & pay with a smile? Bob: I'd like to but they insist on money!