Joke #280

Son: Dad, do you want to save money?
Dad: I would, any suggestions?
Son: Why not buy me a bike, then I won't wear my shoes out so fast.

Joke #279

What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire?
A very witch person.

Joke #278

Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?
Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."

Joke #277

What do you call a Mexican that just got his car stolen: Carlos (Carlost)

Joke #276

What do you call a Mexican that is coming out of a hospital: Manuel (Manwell)

Joke #280

1970: Being called into the principal's office. 2000: Calling the principal's office.

Joke #279

The difference 30 years makes: 1970: Long Hair. 2000: Longing for hair.

Joke #278

Life Thought: Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.

Joke #275

You may be a geek: If your three year old son asks why the sky is blue and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory

Joke #274

You may be a geek: If you can type 70 words a minute but can't read your own handwriting

Joke #273

You may be a geek: If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions

Joke #272

You may be an engineer: If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run

Joke #271

Life Question? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

Joke #270

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or not wearing clothes?

Joke #269

If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?

Joke #268

How do men sort their laundry? "Filthy" and Filthy but wearable"

Joke #267

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

Joke #266

My wife drives the wrong way on a one way street. The cop pulled her over and asked, "Where are you going?" My wife said, "I must be late, everyone is all coming back!"

Joke #265

All my wife does is shop - once she was sick for a week, and three stores went under.

Joke #264

You develop a noticeable pot belly. -15 Then exercise to get rid of it. +10 or You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”. -800

Joke #263

Wife point system: You take her out to a movie. +2 that she likes. +4 & you hate. +6 or that you like. -2 that’s called Death Cop3 -6