Joke #246

Pizza Shop Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Joke #245

At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Joke #244

Joke #243

Winston Churchill Funny Quotes: In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.

Joke #242

Winston Churchill Funny Quotes History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.

Joke #241

New Dictionary Definition: MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.

Joke #240

New Dictionary definition: BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl up and dye.

Joke #239

Feedback from cat on Ebay POSITIVE: I don't remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

Joke #238

Driving Exam Answers Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Joke #237

Life Questions, If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Joke #236

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

Joke #235

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

Joke #234

Notice in a field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Joke #233

The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.

Joke #232

Silly question to ask your teacher "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil War battles were fought on National Park sites?"

Joke #231

I have friends who swear they dream in color...It's just a pigment of their imagination

Joke #230

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

Joke #229

borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.

Joke #228

Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.

Joke #227

Mechanic: I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Joke #226

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

Joke #225

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your 'Count' that votes.