140 Jokes: January 2010

Friday, January 29, 2010

What happend to the kitten that got caught in the Xerox machine? He became a copycat.

Question: what is the point of the asteroid belt. Answer: to hold up the asteroid's pants of course

Why did the fish stop smoking cigarettes? He didn't want to get hooked.

Judy: have you ever seen an antelope? Trudy: No, all my aunts had church weddings.

To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Where do ants live? Usually with uncles.

What do you call a parrot when it flies away. A polygon

How to annoy people: Set alarms for random times.

How can you get a cat to do tricks? Put a dog in a cat suit

what do you call someone who won't spend money on jeep? a Jeepskate.

Where do dogs buy their clothing? at the K-9 Mart

While checking out Jen dropped a TV remote from her purse. Cashier: Why the TV remote? Jen: To get back at my husband for not coming with me