Joke #172

Fun Things To Do On An Elevator. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

Joke #171

You might be addicted to the internet when.... You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

Joke #170

You might be addicted to the internet when.... You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

Joke #169

Things To Do On An Elevator While Bored. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

Joke #168

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Joke #167

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, goofs dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now ignore the word dog.

Joke #166

What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant.

Joke #165

What do you get when you play a country song backward? You get your job back, your house back, your wife back, your truck back...

Joke #164

Did you hear about the two TV antennas that got married? The wedding terrible but the reception was terrific.

Joke #163

Sometimes I wake up Grumpy other times I let Doppy do it/

Joke #162

Good excuses for sleeping at work. 1. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot. 2. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.

Joke #161

Politically Correct Schools, The food at the school cafeteria isn’t awful…
It’s “digestively challenged.”

Joke #160

Politically Correct Schools. No one fails a class anymore… They are merely “passing impaired.”

Joke #159

Giraffes were created when chuck norris punched a horse up under the chin!