Joke #141

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Joke #140

Two fish in a tank - one says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Joke #139

What's wrong with Lawyer jokes?
Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Joke #138

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Joke #137

Why does a duck never swim on an empty stomach? Because it is easier to swim in water!

Joke #136

A doctor noted bruises on his patients shins. Puzzled he asked, Do you play any sports? No doc, I play bridge with my wife

Joke #135

Teacher: If this class doesn't stop making so much noise I'll go crazy ?
Class: Too late, we haven't made a sound for an hour!

Joke #134

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw Mr. Green Pea over the fence.

Joke #133

Tom: I couldn't wake up for work. So I bought sleeping pills. Then I woke up two hours early!
Boss: "Good, But where were you yesterday?"

Joke #132

Mother: Does your teacher like you
Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper

Joke #131

Why do cowboys always die with their boots on?
So they won't stub their toes when they kick the bucket.

Joke #130

Why do potatoes make good detectives, Because they keep their eyes peeled

Joke #129

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken.