Joke #118

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

Joke #117

Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.

Joke #116

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

Joke #115

Fun things to do at work: Put a sign on your photocopier that says "New Copier Voice activated speak your command" Watch the fun.

Joke #115

My mother taught me HUMOR... "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

Joke #114

The fight we had last night was my fault,
my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.

Joke #113

A Mother's Dictionary: Dumbwaiter, One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

Joke #113

A Mother's Dictionary, Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."

Joke #112

A Mother's Dictionary

Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

Joke #111

A Mother's Dictionary

Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.

Joke #110

Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.

Joke #109

What keeps a square from falling over in a wind storm? Square roots, of course.

Joke #108

Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!

Joke #107

The human brain is 80% water. Thus making it easier for aliens to suck up our brains through straws

Joke #107

Campers: nature's way of feeding mosquitoes