Joke #106

Q: What does a sick pig take? A: Oinkment. Q. And a Swine flu contractor? A. Drugs, pills, syrups, coffee."WRONG!" Don't be a hero, go home

Joke #105

The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

Joke #104

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet.

Joke #103

Once you make something fool proof, someone will produce a better fool

Joke #102

How to know you are a computer geek, When filling out your driver's license application you give your IP address.

Joke #101

Two cows are in a field, one says to the other, Are you worried about mad cow disease? The other replies, why do I care, I’m a helicopter!

Joke #100

My grandpa always said, “Don’t watch your money; watch your health.” So I started watching my health, My money was stolen. It was my grandpa

Joke #99

An old lady was asked what was one of the benefits of being 99 years old she responded. "very little peer pressure"

Joke #98

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.
Not screaming in terror like his passengers.

Joke #97

Why do ducks have webbed feet To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet To stamp out burning ducks.

Joke #96

Being in politics is like a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important

Joke #95

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip round the sun.

Joke #94

Treasury Secretary Paul has quit. He didn't want to quit, but there wasn't any money left in the treasury so he's got nothing to do - jay L

Joke #93

Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Christmas.

Joke #92

Q. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime?

A. One with a hoppy ending.

Joke #91

Q. What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?
A. A funny bunny.

Joke #90

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?

A. Two points just like everybody!

Joke #89

Q. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost?

A. Make a noise like a carrot; he'll find you.

Joke #88

Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A. Bugs Bunny

Joke #87

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Joke #86

One time I had to go to a funeral at 6 AM. I shouldn't have been there. I'm not a mourning person

Joke #85

"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."