Joke #84

Adam had good marriage. He didn't have to hear about the men Eve could've gone with, and she didn't have to worry about the In-laws visiting

Joke #83

Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing

Joke #82

Q. what do ducks eat?   
A. quackers :-)

Joke #81

"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."

Joke #80

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.

Joke #79

"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Joke #78

 I have claustrophobia combined with fear of success so I completely fell apart when I did a really good job painting the inside of my closet

Joke #77

If I twitter and no one is one twitter is that a wasted thought?

Joke #76

woman are in the military, but they don't go on the frontline, why? to win just say that the other side said the look fat in those uniforms

Joke #75

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do people still act like monkeys and apes. also why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Joke #74

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh? says a cop to the speeder"

Joke #73

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Joke #72

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Joke #71

How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes a lot of light bulbs!

Joke #70

If an athlete gets athlete's foot and a tennis pro gets tennis elbow what does an astronaut get? missile toe!

Joke #69

Billy:why are you snapping like that Paige:cause it keeps away space aliens Billy: WHAT aliens! I don't see any aliens Paige: see it works

Joke #68

Girl: I am really tan from the sun!
Martian: How do you do, really tan from the sun, I am Glorb from Mars