Joke #67

Dad: Nick, what is the the capital of Italy Nick: What do you think it is Dad: I don't think, I KNOW! Nick: I don't think I know either

Joke #66

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz

Joke #64

Q. Did you hear about the man who was tap dancing?
A. He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

Joke #63

only a few women admit their age and only a few men act their age

Joke #62

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Joke #61

in a bar two guys order drinks. They start eating food from home, A worker tells them, you can't eat your own food here. they switch meals

Joke #60

Two peanuts walk into down an dark alley.
One was a salted.

Joke #59

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Joke #58

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Carol Leifer

Joke #57

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Joke #56

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Joke #55

I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires.  I was charged with shoplifting on two counts.

Joke #54

Did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, they spell "THEIRS"?

Joke #53

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

Joke #52

What can you do in radiation-contaminated rivers?
Nuclear fission.

Joke #51

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

Joke #50

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

Joke #49

A doctor gave a man six months to live. The man couldn't pay his bill, so he gave him another six months.