Joke #48

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

Joke #47

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts

Joke #46

What was the witches' favorite subject in school?
Spelling

Joke #45

What has orange hair, big feet, and comes out of a test tube?
Bozo the clone

Joke #44

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"
The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."

Joke #43

Light travels faster than sound... This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

Joke #42

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Joke #41

If you arrest a mime, do you still have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Joke #40

Ron: What is your name.  Kid: Size 6 & 7/8th's    Ron: Why the weird name?   Kid: Oh my parents just pulled it out of a hat.

Joke #39

How many social scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out.

Joke #38

Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

Joke #37

Why do guys like lava lamps?
They're fun to watch, but not very bright!

Joke #36

Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Joke #35

How do you make a bandstand? Take away their chairs!

Joke #34

Shrink: Do you have trouble making decisions? Patient: Well...yes and no.

Joke #33

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter... he won't come to you anyway!

Joke #32

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

Joke #31

Police Station toilet stolen....Cops have nothing to go on.

Joke #30

Have you ever noticed... anybody going slower than you is an idiot. And anyone going faster is a maniac.
George Carlin

Joke #29

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.