Joke #28

You so short you have to look up to look down.

Joke #27

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.

Joke #26

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

Joke #25

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

Joke #24

What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Joke #23

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Joke #22

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Joke #21

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

Joke #20

Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women won't be quiet long enough to build up pressure!

Joke #19

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

Joke #18

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

joke #17

How are men like mascara?

Any sign of emotion and they're running!

Joke #16

What did Delaware?

She wore a brand New Jersey!