Joke #15

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.

Joke #14

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

Joke #13

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "MAN, it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Joke #12

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Joke #11

what do you get when you cross a baby bird with a magician? very little Cheep tricks

Joke #10

If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he
still wrong?

Joke #9

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 
Nacho Cheese.

Joke #8

What did Mother broom say to Baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep

Joke #7

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

Joke #6

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Joke #5

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy.

Joke #4

What do prisoners use to call each other? 
Cell phones.

Joke #3

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 
A nervous wreck.