Joke #28

You so short you have to look up to look down.

Joke #27

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Becase he was a party pooper.

Joke #26

What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.

Joke #25

Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.

Joke #24

What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Joke #23

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Joke #22

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.

Joke #21

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve !

Joke #20

Why do women pass less gas than men?

Because women won't be quiet long enough to build up pressure!

Joke #19

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

Joke #18

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

joke #17

How are men like mascara?

Any sign of emotion and they're running!

Joke #16

What did Delaware?

She wore a brand New Jersey!

Joke #15

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.
and what kind of lettuce?
Iceberg.

Joke #14

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

Joke #13

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "MAN, it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

Joke #12

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Joke #11

what do you get when you cross a baby bird with a magician? very little Cheep tricks

Joke #10

If a man yells in the woods and no woman hears him, is he
still wrong?

Joke #9

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? 
Nacho Cheese.

Joke #8

What did Mother broom say to Baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep

Joke #7

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine

Joke #6

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Joke #5

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy.

Joke #4

What do prisoners use to call each other? 
Cell phones.

Joke #3

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? 
A nervous wreck.

Joke #2

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.

Joke #1

a blonde & a guy need to make it up ten steps not laughing at jokes told, the guy looses later the blonde laughs saying I get the first joke

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First why this is here

I love jokes so I have made this blog so I can post jokes quickly and short small enough to fit in twitter so we shall see how good this goes