Friday, February 20, 2009

Joke #62

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : "Funny, I smell carrots too".

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Joke #61

in a bar two guys order drinks. They start eating food from home, A worker tells them, you can't eat your own food here. they switch meals

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Joke #60

Two peanuts walk into down an dark alley.
One was a salted.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Joke #59

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Joke #58

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.
Carol Leifer

Friday, February 13, 2009

Joke #57

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Joke #56

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!